And this time, I am far more prepared. I have EVEN MORE Ding Dongs.
Currently, the projected track of the storm has the eye barely overhead of me. I'll try to get pix, but every tropical system I've been through is at night, and I always miss it.
Cheap Survival Tip #1: Get some freezer bags, the mongo plastic kind, and start filling them with ice cubes. Let your automatic ice tray refill, then fill more bags. Stuff your freezer full of these things, and you will have a nice heat sink for your up and coming power outage.
Cheap Survival Tip #2: Make all the sausage in your fridge before the power fails. Sausage will keep fairly well in the fridge for a long time with all that ice at the top.
Cheaper Survival Tip #3: Get an apartment with a pool right out the front door. That way, you can get water to flush your turds away in case of failure in that arena.