One of my loyal minions was discoursing on his political leanings during a lull in the workday. He stated:
I promised I would blog it.
I can't vote for Hillary. She reminds me too much of that thing tearing up the airplane that the guy can see but nobody else can, you know, on the wing.
I promised I would blog it.
Hahahahaha... *pause* Hahahahahaha...
Srsly. The look on that guy's face. The mark of a truly great writer would be the ability to describe that facial expression in words.
I fail at great writing.