I mean ill

I realize that "hammered" can have multiple connotations. I apologize. I meant "the flu bug bit me on the ass".

See, I have two half sisters, my mom and step mom, and who knows who else in my family reading this. I can just see one of them getting shocked over the thought that I might be inebriated, soused, drunk.

I retract my earlier statement and wish to revise and extend with "sick, plain sick". I didn't go on a bender and throw up for three days. HONEST.