I'm sitting here at work trying to concentrate on very important things, like whether or not to push "Accept" on incoming PHP chat requests, when a totally irrelevant thought springs to mind.
Why would I want to go to a land of milk and honey? What would I do there? What if I was lactose intolerant, or allergic to bee proteins? Is there a low fat land of milk and honey? Do milk and honey even go together? Why is this place such an ideal?
I think «a href="http://isfullofcrap.com"»Laurence«/a» is rubbing off on me, and I didn't even check for colorfastness.
The land of milk and honey is what results from a bunch of liberal hippie pussies taking all the money out of the guns budget and putting it in the butter budget.
It eventually becomes the land of bloody milk and carnage-filled honey when a country which invested in guns instead of butter decides to invade. Sorta like the dilletante oil-tick luxury-soaked pampered royalty of Kuwait when gun-nut Saddam plowed through their worthless asses in 1990.