People that whistle tunelessly need to be sequestered on some small volcanic isle and then nuked, repeatedly. Few things raise my hackles faster than some tard LIKE NOW, LIKE RIGHT NOW, SOME ASSHOLE IS WHISTLING...«I»weeweeWHEEwurrweee«/I» and it is DRIVING ME INSANE.
It is distracting. It's almost as bad as farting in a crowded elevator. It excites a bundle of neutrons in my brain related to epilepsy and uncontrolled violent behavior. THERE HE GOES AGAIN! WHO IS IT WHO IS ABOUT TO DIE
I have been known to loudly comfront the person and remind them that work is a NO WHISTLING zone. That tiny island idea sounds pretty good though.