Watch me rebuild!
UPDATE:
JEEBUS! THAT was a big fat pain, and I ain't even done yet. Ive managed to save a partial SQL dump of everything I needed template wise, and this blog configuration is using File::DB...and raq SQL has little characters and escape sequences, all of which means I have to scan lines and lines of HTML for that one errant backslash.
Fortunately I found a better way. Whew.